50 shades of my nuts smacking off of your ass.

My wife started reading 50 Shades of Grey. I've flipped through it and feel like it's just a long and poorly written Penthouse Forum. I even think I caught an "I didn't think this would ever happen to me" in it.

Anyways, what I've been doing is letting her read it for forty-five minutes or so, and then just pounce on her in bed and bang the hell out of her. It's dampening panties without me having to do any of the work. Don't think I'll ever read the book, but I feel like I owe the author some real gratitude.