Pandas

Pandas are near extinction still. The Great Pandas, not the red ones. I know this isn't news to anyone but it's not something we can ignore. They are still poached in the wild by terrible people. And to make matters worse there is the issue with their mating, they are rare to get along with one another well enough to copulate.

I don't understand that at all because I find pandas to be ridiculously sexy. I would  totally have sex with a panda. They seem like reluctant lovers so I'd start out with some wine, dim lighting, and some smooth jazz. No one can resist that combination and I suspect that pandas are just as susceptible as the rest of us.