The most amazing blog entry of all time

As you read this, I am sure that you are already starting to feel an overwhelming sense of awe and wonder, like some starry eyed child seeing the moon for the first time.

Try not to allow yourself to be terribly overwhelmed, for though this post is breath taking, this is only a blog entry. Granted, this blog entry is incomparable to all other blog entries on all other blogs, but that is just an attestment to my geneous and the overall superiority to all other blogs.

So wallow in this temporary sense of wonderment while you can, for once you sign off you will only have the memories.