Things to do when I get old.
*Purchase black socks and plad shorts. Wear black socks to knees, call shorts "short-pants".
*Yell at people for stepping on my lawn, everytime someone steps on my lawn.
*Cup hand to ear when people speak to me. Yell "Heh?" instead of while cupping hand to ear. Repeat if necessary.
*Make people pull my finger.
*Bitch about how easier the younger generations have it.
*Talk loudly about embarassing medical conditions.
*Tell children scary stories.
*Pretend I know older famous people, tell long and overly complex stories of the time I've spent with them.
*Yell at people for stepping on my lawn, everytime someone steps on my lawn.
*Cup hand to ear when people speak to me. Yell "Heh?" instead of while cupping hand to ear. Repeat if necessary.
*Make people pull my finger.
*Bitch about how easier the younger generations have it.
*Talk loudly about embarassing medical conditions.
*Tell children scary stories.
*Pretend I know older famous people, tell long and overly complex stories of the time I've spent with them.
posted by donteatpoop at 1:46 AM
2 Comments:
If I am already doing some of those does that make me "kinda old"?
That or you're just "ahead of your time".
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