I thought it was only going to be a fart
My butt had a message for me. It said, "I'm going to fart." So I leaned to the side and let one rip. What my butt didn't tell me was that the fart was loaded.
I was in a small office at work, thankfully one without witnesses, so I made my way down the long hall way to the back restroom that no one used and let the rest of it out.
But there was no toilet paper.
You would think paper towels would be more efficient at removing poop due to their texture, but they're not.
I was in a small office at work, thankfully one without witnesses, so I made my way down the long hall way to the back restroom that no one used and let the rest of it out.
But there was no toilet paper.
You would think paper towels would be more efficient at removing poop due to their texture, but they're not.
Labels: fart, poop, squirt, toilet paper, work
posted by donteatpoop at 2:15 AM
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"Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart."
Jack Nicholson, "The Bucket List"
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