I am a Fucker
No wait.. That's a typo. I meant to say "sucker". I am a sucker. The title is probably accurate, though.
But anyway, I bought a one year membership to a private resort club. $1,000. And I'm not exactly wealthy.
But with all of the money I spend on vacations in a year, it's worth it. That's what they told me in the sales pitch anyway, and it knd of makes sense... Sort of.
The places are real nice, and they're open year round. I can get a fucking heated/airr conditioned cabin for like 30 bucks a night. I mean, that's cool, right? Right?
I'm fucking screwed. What the hell was I thinking???
Maybe they'll let me out of the contract if I kill myself.
But anyway, I bought a one year membership to a private resort club. $1,000. And I'm not exactly wealthy.
But with all of the money I spend on vacations in a year, it's worth it. That's what they told me in the sales pitch anyway, and it knd of makes sense... Sort of.
The places are real nice, and they're open year round. I can get a fucking heated/airr conditioned cabin for like 30 bucks a night. I mean, that's cool, right? Right?
I'm fucking screwed. What the hell was I thinking???
Maybe they'll let me out of the contract if I kill myself.
posted by donteatpoop at 3:28 AM
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I used the place three times.
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