Friday, November 17, 2006

Issues With Urine.

I think I may somehow be ingesting soap. I'm not sure how or why, and I certainly never noticed during the ingestion proccess. But the evidence is plain.

When I pee, there are bubbles in the toilet.

Seriously. Bubbles. You could wash yourself with my piss.

Maybe I should see a doctor, or maybe I'm passing up a huge money making opportunity. Should I bottle and market this? If so, I think the bottle should be penis-shaped.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't suppose it's occurred to you that there's soap in the toilet, rather than in your urine.

Not that you should let that interfere with any plans for urine marketing!

10:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry to bust your bubble, but the mole people are already selling urine. They call it Volt or sumtin like that. Sorry:(

7:25 AM  
Blogger donteatpoop said...

I don't know, MMM, even when I pee on the ground bubbles form.

7:57 PM  

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