Automated Fans... I miss you.

There was a time not so long ago when I did not moderate comments and did not have that "type the squiggly letters" thing in place. I used to get countless comments from members listed as anonymous. They were my automoated fan club. They would often give me wonderful compliments on the color scheme of my blog before offering me a cleverly disguised link to pornography. Sometimes they would say "I found more information on this HERE", with the word "here" being hyperlinked to porn.

At first I was annoyed by this, and I admit that I may have over reacted. I put up the "type these squiggly letters" thing and started moderating comments. As soon as I did this, my automated horny readers stopped commenting. I will admit that at first I was actually relieved by this, but now I realise the errors of my ways.

I am so sorry, porn-linking-machines-that-comment. I am so regretfully sorry. Though I will not take down these hoops that you must jump through in order to post a comment, I encourage you to try. Give it some effort and I know you will succeed. The letters are just a little squiggly and I am sure you can make them out if you try.

I miss you, and look forward to your random links to porn. Please jump to hoops, I don't know how I've been getting along without you.