To get a dog
While I was at work, my daughter told my wife that we were going to go get a dog tomorrow.
Naturally, mommy said 'no' to this. We have two cats and we aren't getting anything else until these cats die off.
Apparently my daughter understands what needs to happen in order for us to get a dog.
To the response of 'no' from mom, my darling little girl said: "Yes. Tomorrow we are going to get a dog. Tomorrow is the day that Precious and Lady die."
"Precious and Lady aren't going to die tomorrow, honey," my wife said. "What makes you think that?"
"Because," she said in her youthful innocense, "I'm going to kill them with a knife."
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I hope there are no plans for what the family can get when daddy dies.
Naturally, mommy said 'no' to this. We have two cats and we aren't getting anything else until these cats die off.
Apparently my daughter understands what needs to happen in order for us to get a dog.
To the response of 'no' from mom, my darling little girl said: "Yes. Tomorrow we are going to get a dog. Tomorrow is the day that Precious and Lady die."
"Precious and Lady aren't going to die tomorrow, honey," my wife said. "What makes you think that?"
"Because," she said in her youthful innocense, "I'm going to kill them with a knife."
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I hope there are no plans for what the family can get when daddy dies.
posted by donteatpoop at 3:44 AM
3 Comments:
Let her do it...
It will be a learning experience.
Tell you what, I'll do it, you plime it.
Very, very scary.
Uhh...
No comment O__O
Well maybe one
Have the "Grow up to become an assassin" talk with her. It might help.
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