Can you go to Hell for this?
On the day after Christmas, the family and I (the wife, kids, and my parents.. and I) decided that it would be a good day to go to the movies, figuring everyone would be at the stores and not in the theatres. We were wrong on that.
But that's beside the point. As we were driving to the theatre, we had to stop behind the car in front of us as they were attempting to turn left. Traffic was pretty thick, so the wait was fairly long. Then, suddenly, there was an opening. It was a good sized opening too, not one of those "maybe I can make it" openings, more like "maybe three or four cars can make it".
Naturally though, the idiots in front of us don't so much as inch forward. My reaction of course was to lay on the horn and stick the power finger out the window.
On the next opening in traffic, they turned. I like to think they turned due to my prompting, but who knows.Anyway, as they turned, I was able to see who was in the car. The car was stacked full of nuns. It was almost like they had a contest to see how many nuns they could fit into the vehicle. So basicaly I said "f**k you" to a bunch of nuns.
So I ask you, is this one of those things I'm going to have to explain to Jesus before I can get into heaven?
But that's beside the point. As we were driving to the theatre, we had to stop behind the car in front of us as they were attempting to turn left. Traffic was pretty thick, so the wait was fairly long. Then, suddenly, there was an opening. It was a good sized opening too, not one of those "maybe I can make it" openings, more like "maybe three or four cars can make it".
Naturally though, the idiots in front of us don't so much as inch forward. My reaction of course was to lay on the horn and stick the power finger out the window.
On the next opening in traffic, they turned. I like to think they turned due to my prompting, but who knows.Anyway, as they turned, I was able to see who was in the car. The car was stacked full of nuns. It was almost like they had a contest to see how many nuns they could fit into the vehicle. So basicaly I said "f**k you" to a bunch of nuns.
So I ask you, is this one of those things I'm going to have to explain to Jesus before I can get into heaven?
posted by donteatpoop at 12:42 AM
3 Comments:
I'm sure at least one of them said a prayer for your evil, finger flippin' ways. I think you'll be fine. If anything, Jesus surely got a laugh out of the situation - that's gotta count for *something*.
Yeah! Fucking nuns.
Besides, they're Catholic. How power do they really have?
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