Monday, October 29, 2007

Yo momma so...

While making fun of a security guard, I realized that I had stumbled upon what could possibly be the greatest yo momma joke ever told. Sometimes I'm a freaking genious... Brace yourself:

Yo momma so nasty... When I got done eating her out, she handed me a toothpick.

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posted by donteatpoop at 2:18 AM

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is Genius, absolutely disgusting, but genius nontheless.

10:57 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

*worshipping your skill.

8:26 PM  
Blogger JP said...

Yeah...that's pretty nasty...oh yummy, a roast beef sandwich!

9:57 PM  
Blogger Hoosker said...

Please allow me to exfolliate. I have found a common retortational response to the "your Momma..." pulpitation is "but my mother is dead..."
In which you may dismalgimate your opponent with...
"Your momma [i]was[/i] so nasty that they buried her with a box of toothpicks sticking out of her ass in case any gravediggers ever went down on her."

3:05 PM  

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