I've Done it Again

Prepare to be once again utterly amazed by the talent of donteatpoop.

This afternoon I twisted the cap off of my 20oz Mountain Dew. I won. Next time I purchase a 20oz bottle of Mountain Dew, I will get another one absolutely free of charge.

Only about 1 in 6 bottles are winners. Think about those odds for a moment.

What's more, over the last few weeks I have won two other times. Same contest, same odds and it was I who was declared victor.

1 in 6? I laugh at these odds! Try 3 in 21, Mountain Dew.

I'm a fucking champion.