I've Done it Again

Prepare to be once again utterly amazed by the talent of donteatpoop.

This afternoon I twisted the cap off of my 20oz Mountain Dew. I won. Next time I purchase a 20oz bottle of Mountain Dew, I will get another one absolutely free of charge.

Only about 1 in 6 bottles are winners. Think about those odds for a moment.

What's more, over the last few weeks I have won two other times. Same contest, same odds and it was I who was declared victor.

1 in 6? I laugh at these odds! Try 3 in 21, Mountain Dew.

I'm a fucking champion.

Karaoke "Talent Hunt"

Or some shit like that.

A co-worker of mine, who happens to be a Karaoke host-lady, told me that the bar she runs karaoke at on Mondays is having a talent contest, which is basically a karaoke challenge. She said I sing purty damn good, and that I needed to enter. They are going to give out 200 bucks...

I think I may go. I am the greatest karaoke person to ever take the stage... You know, except for those other people that are better.

Either way... Maybe I can win some moneys for singing some hard rock.