One Week.

I will be married in one week. Officially with the government.

I only have a slight case of the jitters.

Tonight we are having a pre-marriage party. You know, like a bachelor party but without the strippers. And with the wife to be present.

My main concern righ now is going into church not too hung over.

There Weren't any Dead Hookers in my Trunk

I'm worried that I may have scared some of you away. So I am posting this to be sure that you were all aware that there really any dead hookers in my trunk. They were still alive.