Friday, June 20, 2008

I just washed that thing!

What the hell?

I scrubbed myself down in the shower, made sure all of my parts were clean (especially the areas known to develope stink), and the moment I dry off my gut tells me it needs to let some shit out.

Now my freshly cleansed brown eye will spew forth a most vile filth.

And not having had time to dry properly, the toilet paper is just going to get flimsy and rip real easy. I'll have to take care.

Then I can flush and wait for it to fill back up before restarting the shower. Hopefully this time I won't have to shit again when I step out.

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Trolls

Why do I let the get to me? Why don't I just ignore them?

I don't really know the answers to those quesions. Maybe it's because I feel like someone should be doing something about them. Maybe it's because others vent to me about them and I feel that I should take a stand on their behalf. Maybe because I have a dark part of me that actually enjoys striking back at them using their own tactics.

I think it's a combination of all three of these things. I get complaints from my fellow users, I do feel that someone should do something, and I do enjoy enraging the enrager. I guess that giving someone a taste of their own medicine brings me some strange sense of peace that borders on rage.

It's a shame that they never seem to realize that what is so enraging them is exactly what they have been doing to everyone else.

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

The Dog

I'm going to skip past the typical "Sorry it's been so long since I've posted" bullshit. It's been a while since I've posted. Whatever, that much was obvious.

Anyway, today at about 4:00pm we hear this sound from outside that sounds like a dog might be hurt. It was the irritatingly loud beagle bark, but it also sounded like it might be in pain or something. So I got my shoes on and stepped outside and there was a beagle sniffing around in circles on the ground, stopping now and then to bark. It wasn't hurt, just scared.

It didn't run away from me, but it didn't come to me either, just continued sniffing as though I wasn't even there. It was kind of pathetic really, running in circles with its nose to the ground, bark/whining.

Anyway, I finally got him and put a leash on him and called his house. His name was shadow. People came to get him and took him home.

Turns out the stupid fucking dog only walked a street over. One street over and it goes batshit stupid crazy. What a dumb fucking dog. One street. Sniffing in circles.

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