Decorating for Christmas

My wife loves to decorate for christmas. But for some reason she will not allow me to decorate despite the utter awesomeness of my decoration idea.

You know those circular cookies that the keebler elves make? I want to hang them on strings from my cieling. That way, if you're hanging out at my house and want a cookie all you have to do is reach up and pull one down.

And yet she denies the coolness factor of this idea.