Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Another Heroes observation

For anyone not a fan of this show, I apologize, but there was something else I was thinking about while watching the program. (by the way, if you're not watching it, you should be)

That chick with that can see anyone do something and then do that herself... She has some sort of mimicking muscles or someshit... Someone needs to sit her down and make her watch some porn.

Think about how quickly she could pick up on the moves those pornstar chicks, a few minutes of her studying a porn and you can say "goodbye" to her gag reflex. How awesome is that shit?

Again, sorry... I have a sick mind and these are the things that run through it when I think "what if my wife had this power"...

And that's what would happen.

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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Heroes

Anyone watching the Heroes television series?

There is a character on the show, a cheerleader who has the ability to heal from damn near any wound; broken bones mend, deep gashes heal back over without so much as a scab.

A lot of people mentioned their excitement when the actress turned 18, apparently hoping for some nudie pictures. But I think there is far more to be excited about.

You see, she can heal from damn near anything. That means her hymen will heal once it is busted, and she will forever be a virgin. Think about that for a moment, virgin pussy every time.

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