Let's Get Together

We should hang out together sometime.

People say I’m “fun to be around”. That’s what “a dickhead” means, right?

I’m both “clever and witty” at the same time. I’m pretty sure that’s what people mean when they say “cruel and wicked”.

So let’s go hang out some time and you can buy me beers.

It’ll be “amusing” or, as my friends say, “torture”.